Me: *laying in bed* SO: *in living room w/baby* SO: *barges into room* His penis was sticking…

Me: *laying in bed*

SO: *in living room w/baby*

SO: *barges into room* His penis was sticking straight up and he peed all over himself...

Me: What? *starts to get up*

SO: Hey! I got it covered, I was just letting you know.

Me: Okay *lays back down as SO leaves*

Me: *gets up* Babe what did you clean him up with?

SO: (offended) Uhm the Clorox wipes??

Me: THE CLOROX WIPES?!?

SO: OH Shit no! I meant the baby wipes!!

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Freaking gave me a heart attack.. 😑😒