Currently sitting in the tub wondering how I'm about to drain the water out because I can't reach…

Currently sitting in the tub wondering how I'm about to drain the water out because I can't reach the drain plug..... And the water is too high to get out because I look like a beached whale attempting to do circus tricks and would cause it to end up all over my damn floor. 🤔 I am not amused. Lol.