It's so annoying when family members who normally have nothing to do with you show up and act all supportive when you have a baby. Ugh. Just stay home people there's no point.
You know you have children when...
You get to work and notice that your pants have smudges of unidentifiable origin from the knee down. ?
Bakers!
When making bread do you HAVE let it double before you punch it down and split it?
How old?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
When you think of a romantic dinner, what food would you want to have??