Google doesn't seem to be answering this. Okay, so I have been having sharp sharp hip, back and…

Google doesn't seem to be answering this. Okay, so I have been having sharp sharp hip, back and pelvic pains all day. I am really really swollen down there. It feels like baby is going to fall out of my vagina and my bladder is going to fall out of my pee hole. It feels like someone is stabbing me down there, with heavy period cramps, and tiny bit of spoting. I can't walk, or even move at that. Has anyone had this and what the hell is going on ?!