my hubby dream cheated on me last night with a prostitute who fired glitter out of her bum (no…

my hubby dream cheated on me last night with a prostitute who fired glitter out of her bum (no idea...don't ask).

I informed him of this and then burst into tears. His reply was...

'well that wouldn't happen I'm too tight to pay for it'.

...Oh ok...so the glitter out the bum is realistic then. men. 😂😂😂