Dear baby Isaiah: We here at the uterine company are officially giving you a 25 days notice to…

Dear baby Isaiah:

We here at the uterine company are officially giving you a 25 days notice to vacate the premises. Although you haven't abused the homeowner (henceforth for legal purposes to be referred to as "mommy"), she is tired. You may have 3 weeks to pack up your things and enjoy the warmth. Mommy has the right to call you names such as " bad boy" and "jerk". There will also be extra fees due in a way of holding it over your head until you are 30. Thank you for cooperating Mommy and Daddy loves you and can't wait to meet you.😆