Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

Really hating today as I get further along in my pregnancy the more angry I get. I have become very resentful of some of my husband's chocies. Anyone else feel this way?

If I have to take out my belly ring I am NOT getting it done again fuck that LMAO.

Last night I dreamt about having my ultrasound done and seeing the sex of my baby 😩😩 I just know it’s gonna be too early to tell when I go to get my ultrasound done 😩

So my “mother in law” wants me to get a DNA test,paternity test or whatever you’d like to call it done for my baby to make sure that her son is the father of my child which I have no problem with getting I understand where she’s coming from I haven’t been cheating so why not but what I wanted to know was if it was possible to get it done with me still being pregnant? so that I won’t have to deal with it at the birth if that is possible I’d like to know how to get that done without hurting our child