So I'm in the hallway with baby wipes in my hand because I smelled vomit. I thought it was the baby…

So I'm in the hallway with baby wipes in my hand because I smelled vomit. I thought it was the baby or the dog. I inch my way down the hall, and I don't see any vomit....yet the smell is getting stronger. Get to the livingroom to find my husband with some smelly ass parmasean cheese all over his pizza. It was the damn cheese! Fml