I'm feeling so much pressure in my butt that it's ridiculous. It's almost like I really have to…

I'm feeling so much pressure in my butt that it's ridiculous. It's almost like I really have to poop, but...I don't. 😂 Combine that with terrible back pain and Braxton hicks and I'm pretty much miserable this morning. Nothing is helping to calm it down either. 😩 Pretty sure it's false labor, and it sucks dicks (like an entire bag of em).