I swear some men can't keep track of anniversary dates lol. SO said our second wedding anniversary…

I swear some men can't keep track of anniversary dates lol. SO said our second wedding anniversary is coming up. Wait! Your not serious lol. No babe our 3rd wedding anniversary is coming up. Not our second. He stops and looks at me and says 'damn, I've been married to your crazy ass for 3 yrs?' Yes dear lol you have been with this crazy ass for almost 6 yrs now and married for 3. Sometimes I could smack his ass up side the head lol.