the thirst is real smh.. this guy comes up to me and im like ugh.. i can spot the thirst a mile…

the thirst is real smh.. this guy comes up to me and im like ugh.. i can spot the thirst a mile away.. so hes like can i have your number? and im like no im married.. i keep walking hes like.. well are you happily married.. im like apparently I'm wearing my wedding ring.. hes like youd be surprised at how many married women ive been with.. im like ewww smh... that song.. my name is.. no.. my number is.. no.. lmao