My husband said I don't get to celebrate Mother's Day because the baby isn't here yet so I'm not a…

My husband said I don't get to celebrate Mother's Day because the baby isn't here yet so I'm not a mother.

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Let's all hope he's kidding because I don't think I can drag a 200 pound corpse to the backyard to bury it.

Not even just that - who feeds, clothes, bathes, taught to swim, taught to be bathroom independent, helps with reading/homework all for his 7 year old? Yeah that was me. Tell me I'm not a mother... Damn fool better have flowers tomorrow.