Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

I was suppose to did my hair all day & still haven't done it

Last night I dreamt about having my ultrasound done and seeing the sex of my baby 😩😩 I just know it’s gonna be too early to tell when I go to get my ultrasound done 😩

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,

his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...

So because I got a cervical check done by a man my S/O says I'm "tampered" with and that's like cheating . wtf