I swear, my wife's gonna get punched right in the throat as soon as she gets her dumb a** home from…

I swear, my wife's gonna get punched right in the throat as soon as she gets her dumb a** home from work!!! Lesbian arguments ain't no different than anyone else's!.. My wife's a tow truck driver and thinks that it's ok to let her battery die at work for hours at a time when she's got a sick, pregnant wife at home, and kids! Wtfff am I supposed to do in case of emergency?.. Obviously, exactly what I did today... CALL HER MF JOB!!!.. Because, you better get your mf mind right before I pop up and cause a scene!... And then, guess what happened..... She drove from her job in Southfield to our house in Warren (25 minutes) to come say hi and make sure I wasn't upset (coz she already knew that I was pissed)... #MamaDontPlayThat #GetItTogether #SorryNotSorry #DontMakeMeHurtYouTonight #WhatInTheActualFuck #TemperTemper #ChargeYourDamnPhone