Had a dream that Beyoncé told me I was beautiful and could work for her if I lost 30-35 lbs. I…

Had a dream that Beyoncé told me I was beautiful and could work for her if I lost 30-35 lbs. I laughed and said 'maybe after this little one is born' (I was laying down in a beach chair or something and you couldn't see much of my belly. Beyoncé got really excited and kissed my stomach and then stole my ring. And then she took my friends class ring.

Then after awhile we tracked her down and asked for them back. She sighed and asked my friend if she would be okay if her class ring appeared in a porno (she, being the actual owner of the ring, would get a cut of the profit, of course).