the ONE time my body decides it wants to poop, my husband ruins it for me by telling me to hurry so he can shower. Mother fucker, you shit every day as many times as you fucking want. You're not the one constantly constipated. uggggh, now I'm just sitting in the other bathroom trying to poop. :(
Just got my one month old to pee AND poop in the potty ☺ #godiaperfree
You couldn't find a babysitter?! Mommas, do you take your kids with you to run errands and go to mundane appointments? On two separate occasions, a doctors appointment for me and today at a car service appointment, someone has remarked "you couldn't find a babysitter?!" It never crossed my mind to find a babysitter. I take my 2 kids with me just about everywhere. They are well behaved (minus the occasional 3 year old meltdown) and one of them is attached to my boob the majority of the time anyway. Am I the only one? Is that a weird thing to do? Do most moms find babysitters?
prime time Is there a certain age you want to be finished having children by?
Do any of you mamas that had me on snapchat want to re-add me on my new one!? 😊
Judge me all you want BUT wtf is it about pregnancy that makes me so insanely flirtatious and turned on by women. Like..I don't care if my man ever touches me, I just want to be with a woman. 😅 He's always said it was okay, but..I've never found the write one to chill with. Small Towns suck..
