I'm 7 1/2 months pregnant, No this is my third. I'm not 👶 sitting the 2 children 🚶 with me. Notice…

I'm 7 1/2 months pregnant,

No this is my third. I'm not 👶 sitting the 2 children 🚶 with me. Notice how behaved they are, yeah that was me.

Don't freaking touch me,😈 if my own husband isn't allowed to, why would you be?

There's no such thing as 😴 , comfort or full.

If you really want to offer me something it better be quiet time with no kids 💆 and a ♨ all expenses paid 💳 not by me.