So I'm at my neighbors house and I seen a post about this girl who was trying to induce labor…

So I'm at my neighbors house and I seen a post about this girl who was trying to induce labor naturally and so I read the comments and they said doggie style and play with boobs, so me being me I say out loud completely forgetting I'm at my neighbors "babe we need to do doggie style then play with my nipples" my guy neighbor says "not on my couch" (clearly he's being a smartass and knows I wouldn't do that anywhere but my own house). Sometimes I just gotta say things in a lower voice and in our room and that's it..