I stopped at the gas station on my way to get food and a lady asked, "not to be rude or anything but…

I stopped at the gas station on my way to get food and a lady asked, "not to be rude or anything but are you carrying a baby?" Mind you I've never been asked by anyone I didn't know if I was pregnant; I got really excited and said I only had about a month to go. She looked surprised and said, "really?! you're so small!" It made me feel good for a second but little does she know I'm about to smash this Burger King ruining everything and all my chances of ever being "small" again 😂😂😂