Sort of rant. Yes you can laugh. No you cannot make the comment "better get use to it" or "that's just what babies do" or anything along those lines. Sorry my nice button has been removed.

I finally got my son to lay down on me without the baby carrier. He was fed and burped so I though okay let's lay you on my chest so you'll sleep. He decided to empty his tummy. All over me, him and my bed. So I had to give this tiny human a bath at 3ish in the morning. After his bath I get him to eat 3 oz and he finally falls asleep. Only for him to wake me up two hours later for a snack 😑 1 oz and he's passed back out. Also he won't stop petting me. Which is kind of adorable. Now if only my husband would go to work so I can have the whole bed to myself. I'm going to need lots of coffee today.