Okay, fine, maybe I need a bit more attention and love from you, but that's because I let your ass…

Okay, fine, maybe I need a bit more attention and love from you, but that's because I let your ass put a baby inside me and as much as I love this little guy already, I hate what pregnancy has done to my body. Don't be a douchebag and try to get away with less attention just cause we're apart right now because when we get home I'm most likely gonna throat chop you harder than you thought I would.