if murder wasn't illegal I would have done killed my so he is working my last nerve. like the fact he's still asleep right now after I've woken him up numerous times for help with our kids and I've gotten nothing

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:
.....sad but true
I've just realized that you ladies are the only slightly positive female relationships in my life.
I think I've decided to let my doc sweep my membranes today. So my son will be here today!
I've been pregnant twice although this is my first child, and I've learned that I just don't like chocolate while I'm pregnant even though I'm a chocaholic normally lol #sidenote where's my June mommies at? I'm due 6/28 😍 waiting on my June bug 😙