How many of y’all tryna get some some tonight ? 😂😂😂😂😂💀🍆

Don't y'all think it's stupid for a man to for get that his girlfriend make him some food and only he got do is come get it and he don't have nun to eat at his house and that he cheating ?

I need some advice my babies father gets really mad when he drinks liquor. He woke me up and started a big argument about the thermostat he completely destroyed the room and choked me this is the 2nd time he has done this. I'm going to church today and I'm not sure of what to do when he starts calling and texting to talk to me because he realized he messed up. I need some advice and solutions to help the problem.

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

Thinking of getting some new piercings for my birthday (obviously after baby’s born) but can’t decide what to get 🙄 any ideas girls?💖