Got the Nexplanon implanted today. My doctor said that the pregnancy symptoms I had been having may…

Got the Nexplanon implanted today. My doctor said that the pregnancy symptoms I had been having may be caused by a stomach infection. Mid to left chest pain, stomach cramps, nausea, dizziness, and headaches are apparently all symptoms brought on by some funky named stomach infection most common in post partum mothers. So they did testing and now we play the waiting game to see if it is that. Hopefully not. As it is I have a centimeter and a half long fissure in my behind and if the suppository doesn't work then I'll need corrective surgery for it.

In other news, they stole my blood, made me drink a disgusting drink similar to the glucola test for this chest test, made me wheeze from having to blow into a freaking bag, shoved a rod in my arm...and made it to where my mom felt bad and bought me a Totinos 😂