Nothing like being under a complete different pretense than what someone says. 🙄 srly. Like why try…

Nothing like being under a complete different pretense than what someone says. 🙄 srly. Like why try me? You can take yourself out on a date today, oh wait that might not be true either, who knows now 🙅🏻 pissing me off so early in the damn morning, and now I'm just not in the mood for anything today. If I go out I'll punch someone.