My niece is sitting here laughing at me because she woke up to me having my 1000000th one sided…

My niece is sitting here laughing at me because she woke up to me having my 1000000th one sided conversation with the baby. "son of mine, if you don't stop kicking me long enough for me to sleep then I am gonna find your little tooshie and spank it!" 😂 didn't work. ha I guess that I am just practicing for the billions of one sided conversations to come with this brat;)