so I'm sitting on the toilet and I feel this "GUSH" slimy feeling.. tell me why when I went to look…

so I'm sitting on the toilet and I feel this "GUSH" slimy feeling.. tell me why when I went to look down my belly straight pushed out like "no bish, you're gonna have to stand the f up and look in the toilet." I was just blocked out by own offspring.. #ComebackOfTheFetus

it was just pee anyway.. wasted like 5min of my life thinking I lost part of my plug hahaha