When your ex finds out you're pregnant and and starts telling people he "dodged a bullet". Oh, honey. The fact that you don't realize what a precious gift this baby girl is just proves that I was the only one doing any dodging.
Omg ladies my 3 year old just asked me if i have sex with her daddy!!! I dodged that question so fast but ladies really my daughter is growing up too fast and too smart for her own good. I dont even know what to tell her if she ask again I thought i had a little longer before she asked that. I texted my husband telling him and he just laughed. He is no help.


So next car I get
.. jeep.. which I've always wanted..
Or a dodge grand carvan?
Dodge Darts are s***
Here I am, stranded in the middle of nowhere at my grandmas and my car won't start! Dealership says it's out of warranty and my car insurance says it won't cover rentals unless I'm in a car accident. Full coverage State Farm is s*** apparently.
Am I the only one
Who hasn't peed myself? I've heard about this happening to so many people and I'm just wondering if it's inevitable and happens to everyone or if some people are lucky enough to dodge this particular joy of pregnancy. Don't mean to offend anyone or brag that I haven't. I'm just wondering if I should still expect this to happen at any time even though it hasn't yet.

Mine was an ancient ass (Baby Blue) Cutlass Ciara P.O.S... But, I was 15 and bought it with my own money and loved it because of it..... Then my boyfriend (at the time) blew a yield sign while we were arguing and crashed into a brand new dodge ram! Wrecked my fkn car! And I was the only one who got hurt! smfh!