Had a girl straight up argue with me about how pregnant I am. Me (to a friend): "I'll be nine months…

Had a girl straight up argue with me about how pregnant I am. Me (to a friend): "I'll be nine months pregnant on Sunday!" Her (a stranger in line behind me): "No, that is when you're due, don't you mean eight months?!" Me (with a strained smile): "Actually the baby is due at the END of nine months" Her: "Um, no, I'm pretty sure you're wrong." I swear to god. I wanted to choke this itty bitty blonde out. I laughed it off and pretty much ignored her after that, but she rambled on the ENTIRE time we were checking out about how "tv says this" or "sex ed said that". Dude my sex ed class basically said if you had sex you'd get ass herpes and die, sooooo yea. Woot for the public school system! But seriously there should be a PSA out there that says "Don't argue with a pregnant woman, don't question a pregnant woman. They are dangerous and will not hesitate to murder you." I mean come ON. I'm obviously and HUGELY pregnant, just keep your dumb blonde bimbo mouth shut! *ahem* end of rant.