When men put their fucking feet up on the god damn coffee table when theres shit in the yard and hes…

When men put their fucking feet up on the god damn coffee table when theres shit in the yard and hes stepped in it multiple times. "We eat there" "Um.. does the food directly touch the table?" No but dont give me a fucking attitude because I dont want to touch a table thats had shitty shoes on it, nor do I want my baby boy too when he comes. Fix your habits and be a damn role model. Its time to grow up, and be parents.. Hes counting on us. :(