Customer approaches counter.....
Me-Me - will that be it?
Customer- yep

Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click (that's sound effects of me hitting buttons on the register)

M - alright is $7.83. Would you like a bag?
C-bags are for sissies

(I think I was supposed to laugh here but it was stupid so I didn't)

M - alright you have a nice night.

Customer drops drink trying to get in his car and the top pops off.

Totally made my night.