I always have dreams of my baby being here but I never get to see me push or go through labor(I hope…

I always have dreams of my baby being here but I never get to see me push or go through labor(I hope that's a sign of easy delivery lol) but anyways...he came out walking and eating regular food, he wouldn't even take the breast milk lol...we had to run and chase him down the hospital hallways and not to mention, his penis was the size of his leg lmao...I cannot take these crazy dreams...he looked like a 20 pound baby but his tag said 6lbs 9 oz...I was so confused