Sleep? What's that? Thank goodness my fiancé can't smell my farts in his sleep. My chest is on fire…
Sleep? What's that? Thank goodness my fiancé can't smell my farts in his sleep. My chest is on fire (thank you empanadas) and it feels like baby girl is dancing on my bladder! I've peed at least once every 30 minutes since midnight.
Signed Grumpy McFartsalot
Mimi·
My gas is uncontrollable I had to leave my room lol
Cyn·
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@mimiz lol same. Opening the window just isn't cutting it. My poor dog
Mimi·
Lol omg
Jaziyus' Mama ♥·
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Lol I try to sneak silent ones in when he's up. But that doesn't work, I just act like I have to pee and run the water lol 😂😁
Cyn·
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@taestasia, lolol I wish I had that much control over them. My farts have taken over.