Moms what are some of the things you remember saying while in labour?

I remember that after they gave me the shot of morphine my water broke and I was like "I'm peeing myself!" then I stood up and was like "oh man that's a lot of pee!" as well as my fiance and I walking around the hospital after the morphine and just as some sweet old lady passed me I said "oh my god! I'm sooooooooo f*****g high right now" the look of sheer horror on her face was priceless.