*Me and husband were talking about his promotion to business manager while he's doing paper work*

Husband: "Can I show you how to do this and you do it for me?"

Me: "ok yeh"

Husband: "wait, maybe it's to hard for you there's simple math here."

Me: "Are you dumb? Of course I can do simple freaking math. As long as it's not like x+y=7to the 10th power."

Husband: "no it's more simple than that."

Me: "ok show me"

*husband starts showing me and finishes and we move on to another convo*

Me: "did you pay off the credit cards today?"

Husband: "3 of them. Discover, American Exspress and Capitol one."

Me: "ok how much you paid?"

Husband: "600$"

Me: "So you put 3, 3, and 3 (hundred)?"

Husband: "......You can do simple Math, Baby?"

*BOTH BUST OUT LAUGHING*