Omg I swear Im living in bathroom now and I have this cramping pain that just wont go away today and…

Omg I swear Im living in bathroom now and I have this cramping pain that just wont go away today and Im super hungry I keep drinking water and eating little things but just isn't helping making me go the bathroom more also having lot of heart burn and Im not a happy momma about all this because I don't know wtf is going on