Dear nausea, I really hate that you decided to come back into my life during the third trimester…

Dear nausea,

I really hate that you decided to come back into my life during the third trimester like I didn't deal with you enough In my first four months of pregnancy. Between you, heartburn and acid reflux.. I really don't know which of you bitches I hate the most!

Fuck all of you!!! I can't wait until you exit my life. I hope you become homeless and die in the below freezing temperatures because you don't deserve to exist anywhere near my body and I don't wish your sorry ass on anyone else.

Sincerely,

Miserable & Tortured