So I work in a professional environment which basically means I sit in an office and clients and…

So I work in a professional environment which basically means I sit in an office and clients and sales reps are constantly coming and going throughout the day. I try my best to be punctual and put together even though all I want to do is eat Oreos and watch X-Files on the couch in my underwear.

So a sales rep comes in yesterday and I literally have my cheeks full of muffin like a chipmunk. When I stand up muffin crumbs go flying and I was so so embarrassed but this guy was a sweetheart! He said "Don't worry! I have 5 kids, part of being pregnant is being perpetually covered in food".

Today he brought me a tray of muffins from CostCo. Needless to say, I choose his account over another. Quickest way to a pregnant women's heart is through her stomach.