No. No. No. No! No I have NOT had the baby yet! You're looking right at me why ask me that…

No. No. No. No! No I have NOT had the baby yet! You're looking right at me why ask me that question?! No, I DON'T KNOW WHEN SHE IS GOING TO COME OUT! No, I don't give a damn if you are in fucking town when I have her. and NO, I don't want to have her on YOUR own desired date! I don't care if it's your birthday or anniversary or your step uncle's birthday. REPEAT Every. Single. Day!!!! And on special days (which is most days) I encounter the same people who ask me this every time they see me! Which, lucky me, is several times a day.