Oh I love it when people don't think before they speak. Here's what I've heard this week: "You are even bigger then…

Oh I love it when people don't think before they speak. Here's what I've heard this week:

"You are even bigger then yesterday." well I am about to turn 31 weeks and measuring 34 weeks. math it's a funny thing isn't it!!

"wow you're still pregnant?" yes I am an elephant didn't you know I mean darn look at me I am huge!

"you look miserable" uh thanks?

"you look tired" well I average 4 hours of sleep a night between bathroom breaks. I also groan and flail on my back every time I try to roll over and wake up at least a dozen times.

"Your stomach pokes out a lot" um I am carrying a 3 or 4 pound human ..that's a good reason right?

"you waddle a lot and fast" well I have a 3 to 4 pound large baby with a big head head stuck between my legs and she's doing her daily yoga stretch and my bladder is now the size of a pea and the bathroom is far away.

"your ice cream intake is a lot" kiss my..(bleep)

"gosh you have to pee again!" again large baby head...gtfo I am paying for the water and tp mind your business.

"you are pregnant not handicapped" oh no just at a 5 pound max weight lift and on bed rest, displaced hips, sore back, tiny bladder, nausea, exhausted, hemis, swollen boob's, morning sickness, heartburn, mood swings, varicose veins on my vajayjay, oh I also haven't had special time with my hubby in so long I think I've closed up shop permanently. But no I still do my part around my home.

"You must hate your baby right now" no in spite of of all of my symptoms, it took us 3 years to get pregnant. I am very excited and I love our baby.