Working at the hospital I feel like I answer the same questions for the same people every time I…

Working at the hospital I feel like I answer the same questions for the same people every time I come in. Seriously makes me want to print out on a paper:

*I'm doing good, yes baby is good too

*Yes she's a girl

*January 31st is the due date

*Yes, I know I'm getting bigger

*Are you seriously asking about how I feel?

I FEEL LIKE

-A huge pregnant lady

(so yes that means)

_My ribs are bruised

_My hips, knees, back, and ankles hurt

_It hurts to walk

_It hurts to sit

_Unbelievable UTI due to dumb ass bitch doctor

_I have a constant headache

_I'm back to being nauseous all the time yet can't stop eating.

_YES THAT MEANS I'M TWO WEEKS AWAY