The worst experience of my life happened a hour ago Smh....can't believe this SHIT!

What happened?? 😔

Lol it's bad I'll just send you the same message I sent to my best friend!@delilahmarie excuse the language...

Girl early tiger (my dog) ate my whole box of yogurt things....okay so I was mad but I let it go. Okay so a few minutes ago I'm standing in the kitchen and girl I swear his ass just exploded 💣💩 shit everywhere mane! Mane I'm the only one up so I'm screaming! Bitch then I look down it was on my muthafuckin foot bitch! Walking around with WARM shit on my foot 😖...bruh I scrubbed my foot so fucking hard then I was a little relived...@delilahmarie

Until I remembered its shit all over the kitchen floor! And I had to clean it up smh! ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ bruh I wrapped plastic bags on my feet two times! Plug my nose with tissue...put plastic wrap on my arms! Two coats on...Hell I looked like an infectious disease control person...girl I used 2 rolls of paper towels 5 plastic bags..and all the bleach and 2 cans of air fresheners...and I feel like my foot burning @delilahmarie

hahahaha OMG this Made my life!!! girl. lol

@gypsy.soul2 I was so mad when it happened! Now I can laugh about it lol

hahahahha thats way too funny im sorry

@may4jessie, Now it is lol...it wasn't a hour ago

I could only imagine how you were in the moment

@may4jessie, crying and screaming like a lunatic 😂😂😂😂

at least you have a conversation starter lol

And of course my boyfriend slept threw all of this!!!! But now he's up and feels super bad! lol he wouldn't stop laughing so I started crying again...lets just say I'm being babied now 😊

Oh he'll naaaw I would have packed the dogs shit up and evicted him lol jk Hahahaha awwwww

@babybermea, lol trust it crossed my mind! But I would miss his shitty ass

Lol Hahaha ol shitty booty ass making a midnight mess lmfao gaaahhhhh

@babybermea, 😂😂😂😂

Lmfao I'm dying right now! I hope it smells better tho. Reminds me of my boyfriend when he farts and says he shitted a little 😂