fellow mom friend: how are you going to explain sex and private parts to your kids? me: uhm well.. I…

fellow mom friend: how are you going to explain sex and private parts to your kids?

me: uhm well.. I will explain sex as when a man with a good life and goals who is established in his life falls in love with a woman who is the same, established on her own, and they court each other for a little but before they decide they're ready for more and they have sex (his penis and her vagina connect like a puzzle piece). and I've already told Kaelin boys have a penis and girls have a vagina and nobody should ever be able to touch them there or see them because it's their very own part and if someone tries to or asks then she should tell me or daddy.

trying to avoid our kids having their miracle before they're even done being kids themselves.