I had a very serious conversation with my dog when I was at my moms a couple days ago. I asked her…

I had a very serious conversation with my dog when I was at my moms a couple days ago. I asked her if she wanted to be in the hospital when I'm in labour and have my baby since I was there all three times she had puppies. I explained to her I would only be having one baby instead of 5-6 babies and my nipples wouldn't be so saggy and then proceeded to tell her I give her so many props for giving birth three times to 5-6 baby puppies without any medicine. She snuggled up to my face and kissed my nose then went to my belly and kissed (licked) my belly. Like she knew what I was saying the whole time. THEN I had to explain to my mom and dad who were looking at me extremely weird that I wasn't on any type of drugs and then had to go with my mom to walmart to get a drug test. 😂😂 I passed 😂😂