I see myself slapping my husband with this pillow. he always saying to people "I told you so" but…

I see myself slapping my husband with this pillow. he always saying to people "I told you so" but when its turned around on him, its "my scenario is" OMG. how in the Ham Sandwich can you talk.. this pregnant person is so done with pregnancy. I almost cussed out my financial advisor because she was asking to many questions