I'm going on a long, bumpy ride, on a dirt road, to have sex while stuffing my face with big fat…

I'm going on a long, bumpy ride, on a dirt road, to have sex while stuffing my face with big fat pineapples!

14 days and counting down! In so much pain- no dilation😥 Don't even need to dilate, because I'm having a c-section... Can't take that pain no more.