My 2 yr old is running like a chicken with its head chopped off naked. Baby brother won't stop using…

My 2 yr old is running like a chicken with its head chopped off naked. Baby brother won't stop using my bladder as a punching bag. My room WAS clean. I'm craving pancakes with some jalapeño cheese dip and some sunny d. Ugh times like this i wish I had the car, money, snacks, friends with kids for play dates and both my babies in the back seat.