My toilet gets more a$$ and action than I do!! Lol
Seriously... I pee every 3-5min!! And as far as the lack of "action" part... it's not that my SO doesn't want it....I DON'T!! He finds me more attractive than ever! He says I'M SEXY and he can't seem to keep his hands off of me!! I just find it uncomfortable and sometimes painful. Poor guy will have to suffer for a few more weeks.. months even!!