Fiance: Where's the remote??? Me: i dunno, haven't seen it (Fiance looks everywhere on the bed, on…

Fiance: Where's the remote???

Me: i dunno, haven't seen it

(Fiance looks everywhere on the bed, on the floor, turning blankets over)

Fiance: You sure you haven't seen it???

(I roll over, remote found hidden under my stomach)

Me: oh....I told you I didn't see it...

lmao!!! bellies at this stage can hide just about anything... bwahahaha