5 more things every guy should know about pregnancy and parenthood!! 1. Are you about to make your…

5 more things every guy should know about pregnancy and parenthood!!

1. Are you about to make your mom and dad grandparents for the first time? Get ready for some ambivalence. There’s no such thing as a young grandparent; give them some time to deal with the shock.

2. She will want to use a birthing center. She will want a midwife. She will want a doctor. She will not want an epidural. She will scream for an epidural. Cesareans will sound great; they will sound awful. Agree with her always.

3. Lamaze is to childbirth what yoga is to football. Sort of. Just do it.

4. Her sense of smell will be so acute, you’ll be tempted to airlift her to join a search-and-rescue team.

5. You’re not really the coach. They’ll tell you that you are, but there will come a time when it’s time to shut your mouth and let her finish out the last two minutes of the game. Then you’ll step in and cut the net.

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